Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
