Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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