just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I will pee on everything he values.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I lost the right to judge tonight
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I think people are normalizing furries
where are my pants?
in the oven.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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