Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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