Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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