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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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