Buhtt sex?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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