from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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