it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he was CRYING into my vagina
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
