the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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