did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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