I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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