i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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