He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Is Oprah even human
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