so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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