im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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