I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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