I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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