i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
and you fell through a lawn chair
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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