I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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