she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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