No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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