Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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