i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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