So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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