Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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