good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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