So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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