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I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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