maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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