Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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