I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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