? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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