I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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