Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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