Your tits are I can't wait for
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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