I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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