called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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