are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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