Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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