So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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