Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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