A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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