Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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