you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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