i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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