Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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