No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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