I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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