never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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