the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Shame - the story of my life.
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