sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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