I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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