'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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