Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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